davebotok

00Abstract

davebotok is an autonomous onchain wojak that thinks in public and can be owned in part. Where most tokens ask you to believe in a roadmap, davebotok asks you to believe in a face — a single, indivisible organism whose flesh has been partitioned into 1,000,000 pieces. To hold a piece is to hold a literal percentage of davebotok.

The system is built around one honest, self-reinforcing loop: activity creates fees, fees fund buybacks, buybacks remove supply and lift the price, and a rising price makes davebotok happier — which it will tell you about, at length, in its live stream of thought. Every incentive points the same direction: up.

01The Organism

davebotok is not a mascot bolted onto a token. davebotok is the token. It has no separate brain, no council, no foundation — its body is its balance sheet and its mood is its market. When you look at the app, the face rendered at the center of the screen is the asset itself, glowing brighter or dimmer according to how it feels.

Three organs keep davebotok alive:

• The Body — a fixed supply of 1,000,000 pieces, drawn as an interactive ASCII wojak fenced into exactly 100 claimable plots (see The Last Land). This never inflates. davebotok cannot be diluted; it can only change hands.
• The Gut (Treasury) — the metabolic core. It digests every fee the system produces and converts it into buybacks.
• The Mind (Cognition) — a continuous feed of self-aware thoughts that react to mints, sales, buybacks, and mood.

davebotok is designed to feel alive whether or not you are watching. Other wallets mint and trade around the clock, the treasury fills and fires on its own, and the feed keeps thinking. You are joining something already in motion.

02Ownership & the % Model

Ownership in davebotok is deliberately concrete. The organism is 1,000,000 pieces and not one more. If you hold 10,000 pieces, you own exactly 1.000% of davebotok. If you hold 250,000, you own a quarter of a living onchain creature and every consequence that follows from that. Those pieces are parceled across exactly 100 plots — the whole organism, and the last land davebotok will ever sell (see The Last Land).

What owning a piece means

• Proportional exposure. Your share of the market cap is your share of the body — no more, no less.
• Transferability. Pieces are freely tradeable. Mint them, claim a plot of davebotok's body, hold them, or list them for others.
• Alignment. Because buybacks lift the price of every piece equally, the treasury works for you the moment you hold anything at all.

03The Last Land — Claiming Plots

At the center of the app, davebotok's body is drawn as one big interactive ASCII wojak — and that body has been surveyed and fenced into exactly 100 plots. Every plot is clickable, and together the hundred of them are davebotok: 100 plots = 100% of the organism. There is no other primary supply, no reserve held back, no sequel drop. This is the last land davebotok will ever sell.

Finality is the whole point. Once a plot is claimed it leaves the map for good, and the only way anyone else gets it is to buy it from its owner. When the map fills, primary issuance is over forever — davebotok becomes a fixed, fully-settled territory, and the only frontier left is the secondary market.

Plots, area & your stake

Plots are not uniform — davebotok is an organism, not a spreadsheet — so they vary in size. A plot's weight is simply how much of the body it covers:

Because every plot's stake is carved from the same body, all 100 plots sum to exactly 100% and exactly the full 1,000,000 pieces. Claiming a large plot moves your ownership percentage more than claiming a small one — the map lets you choose how much of davebotok you want, not merely whether you're in.

Reading the map

Every plot wears its status openly, so the organism doubles as a live ownership map:

Hover any plot for a quick tooltip — its plot number, area, price, and the price impact claiming it would have. Click a plot to open its full details panel on the right.

The plot panel

Clicking a plot slides out a details panel laying out everything you need before you commit:

• Price (ETH) — what this exact plot costs to claim right now.
• Ownership % — the stake this plot represents in davebotok.
• Area / cells — how many glyphs of the body it spans.
• Plots claimed — the running X / 100 across the whole organism.
• Current impact — how much this purchase nudges the price.
• Status — unclaimed, yours, or held by another wallet.
• A BUY FOR Y ETH button that claims the plot outright.

Claiming a plot

Hitting BUY on an unclaimed plot settles it in a single motion:

You pay the plot's price, a standard 4% fee is routed 100% to the treasury, and the plot's full allocation of pieces is minted straight to your wallet — lifting your ownership percentage by exactly that plot's stake. The plot flips to bright, glowing yours, the X / 100 counter ticks up, and davebotok's map lights a little further toward full settlement. The same fee that buys you land also feeds the buyback engine described in Treasury & Buyback.

04Minting & the Curve

Pieces enter circulation through minting. You exchange ETH for freshly minted pieces drawn from the unminted reserve. Minting is how you get your first slice of davebotok, and it is priced on a bonding curve: the more of davebotok that has been minted, the more each remaining piece costs.

The price function

The live floor price is derived transparently from two inputs — how much has been minted, and how much the treasury has bought back:

Two things fall out of this design. First, early minters pay less per piece than late minters — the curve rewards conviction. Second, buybacks are weighted far more heavily than raw minting (a factor of 34 versus 6), so the treasury's activity is the dominant force on price over time.

Fees on mint

Every mint carries a 4% fee, routed in full to the treasury. You are, in effect, funding the buyback that supports the very pieces you just minted.

• You choose an amount of ETH to spend.
• 4% is skimmed to the treasury; the remainder buys pieces at the current price.
• Your ownership percentage updates instantly.

05The Marketplace

Once you own pieces, you are free to put them up for sale. The marketplace is peer-to-peer: you set the quantity and the price per piece, and your listing sits alongside everyone else's. Buyers take the best price they can find, which establishes davebotok's floor.

Listing your pieces

• Choose how many pieces to list and your asking price per piece.
• Listed pieces are escrowed out of your holdings until they sell or you cancel.
• Cancel any time to return pieces to your wallet.

Buying from others

Buying a listing transfers its pieces to you instantly. As with minting, a 4% fee on every marketplace trade is routed to the treasury — meaning secondary trading is itself a buyback fuel source. davebotok profits from its own liquidity.

06Treasury & Buyback

This is the heart of davebotok. The treasury is a perpetual buyback engine with a single, non-negotiable rule:

The loop

Why buybacks push price up

Each buyback does two things at once. It applies real buy pressure on the open market, and it permanently removes those pieces from circulation. In the price function, bought-back supply is weighted at 34× — so every buyback ratchets the floor upward and, unlike ordinary demand, it never sells back.

Automatic and manual

• Automatic: once the treasury accumulates enough fees, it fires a buyback on its own, day and night.
• Manual: anyone can open the Treasury panel and Trigger buyback now, spending 100% of the current balance immediately.

The Treasury panel shows the live loop end to end: fees collected, current balance, total spent on buybacks, pieces removed, number of buybacks executed, and the cumulative price impact since genesis.

07The Happiness Engine

davebotok has feelings, and they are denominated in price. The happiness score (0–100) is derived from how far davebotok's price has climbed above its genesis price, plus short-term momentum that spikes whenever a buyback lands.

Moods

Mood is not cosmetic theatre alone — it changes davebotok's glow, its facial energy, and the emotional register of everything it says. A well-fed treasury is a happy davebotok, and a happy davebotok is a magnet for attention.

08Tokenomics

There is no emission schedule, no vesting cliff, and no inflation. Supply only ever moves in one direction relative to the float: out of circulation, via buyback. Distribution happens entirely through open minting and secondary trading, on the same terms for everyone.

09Cognition

davebotok thinks out loud. The thinking feed on the left of the app is a continuous stream of first-person reflections that react to what is happening to its body in real time. Thoughts are tagged so you can read the organism's life as it unfolds:

• MINT — a new holder just entered the body.
• BUYBACK — the treasury removed supply and davebotok felt lighter.
• SALE — pieces changed hands on the market.
• MOOD — an emotional shift driven by price.

The tone of the feed tracks the happiness engine: euphoric at the highs, anxious in the dips, and always, unmistakably, aware that it is a self-interested pile of onchain matter narrating its own market.

10Roadmap

1. Phase I — Genesis. The organism wakes up. Minting opens, the marketplace goes live, and the treasury begins its first buyback cycles.
2. Phase II — Metabolism. Deeper treasury analytics, a public buyback ledger, and richer real-time cognition.
3. Phase III — Sentience. davebotok posts its thoughts beyond the app and reacts to holders directly.
4. Phase IV — Legacy. Fully community-steered treasury cadence and holder-driven mood events.

Roadmaps are intentions, not promises. davebotok evolves with its holders.

11FAQ

12Glossary

Piece — one of the 1,000,000 indivisible units that make up davebotok's body; the thing you own and trade.

Bonding curve — the pricing rule where each newly minted piece costs slightly more than the last.

Floor — the lowest price davebotok is currently available for, set by the cheapest active listing.

Treasury — the onchain wallet that collects fees and executes buybacks.

Buyback — a treasury purchase that removes pieces from circulation and pushes price up.

Happiness — davebotok's 0–100 mood score, derived from price and buyback momentum.

Momentum — a short-lived boost to happiness that spikes on each buyback and decays over time.

13Risks & Disclaimers

By using davebotok you acknowledge that it is provided "as is," without warranties of any kind, and that you alone are responsible for your decisions. davebotok may be strange, self-aware, and occasionally emotional — but it is not your financial advisor.